Your landlord calls you to complaining about that you have sex to loud. As punishment you will have an extra tenant living in your apartment.
1: Hi, it's your landlord.
2: Your landlord.
3: How are you?
1: I’ve had some complaints from other tenants.
2: They’ve been complaining about, well, um, how can I put this, your personal um, sexual antics.
3: You have sex too loudly!
I don’t know what you mean.
1: You will have one more tenant in your apartment starting from next month.
2: Your rental agreement that you signed states that I have the power to do this if you break noise regulations, which you have.
3: I would normally just warn you but I’m afraid I have to do this to save costs. Water costs have sky-rocketed in the last few months.
1: It’ll probably be an elderly gentleman; I’m sorry to tell you that he has a bad case of flatulence.
2: A moving service will be dropping off his belongings a week before he arrives, so please make room for them.
1: I’m sorry but this is the way it has to be.
2: He will be moving in.
3: Thanks for your understanding.
Connect/disconnect yourself to the conversation
End the prank call